hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle
i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee
Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”
All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious
a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched
and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like
"so what are we" "what is this"
dont get yolked up out here